Amma speak

At Costco :

Amma : "How come everything is so big and huge portions?"

Me : "Amma this is Costco, a bulk/wholesale store."

Few minutes later -

Amma : "Does it mean we cant buy one shirt?"


On a phone call :

Me : "Did you figure out how to get the vacuum working?"

Amma : "Yes I did, the battery needed to be charged."

Me : "It came with a separate charger."

Amma : "Yes I sat next to the outlet for 3 hrs until it charged for fear of burning down the house."

And so it goes.....