Newbie on the block

She's all wrong, they said
She cant walk and she cant talk
All she does is throw a sock
Oh, boy she cant do that either too well
But we have no time to dwell
On such inane histrionics
Cos we are on tonics
To be entertained by the best
We're sorry your girl is not as good as the rest

But, she's my baby , I wail
She's good as gold, she wont fail
She's the apple of my eye
Sweet as a pie
Give her another chance to show
Just how well she can bow
and sing and dance and talk
Cos after all, she's but a newbie on the block.